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Six opinions Rob will defend in court. Some of these will age like milk. Most won’t.
The usage is absurd, the turnovers are down, and OKC is +11.4 with him on the floor. Everyone still voting Jokic hasn’t watched a full Thunder game and it shows. Lock it in.
Giannis, Gobert, Claxton, Sengun. Eight cats, zero guilt. If your league-mates are still crying about it, they’re the reason you’re going to win.
28/9/9 with the worst help defense in the league. He’s the closest thing to a Nash–Dirk hybrid we’re ever getting. Rob has been saying this since the rookie year and he will not shut up about it.
Austin Reaves is the actual cheat code the national guys won’t admit. The Lakers are one deadline move from being a real problem, and the King is still averaging 24/8/8 at an age where most guys are doing pre-game segments on ESPN. We don’t deserve him.
Beautiful assists, terrible nights. If you drafted him there you chose this life. Trade him to the homer in your league before March.
He’s the only player averaging 4+ blocks and 3+ threes in league history. There is no fair package. Hold. Forever.
53 in a playoff game, first option on a 50-win team, top-10 in real plus-minus. If your ranker still has him 9th, you’re ranking a 2022 player. Ant is here.
27/9/6 on usage that’s top-three in the league, and the Pistons are genuinely watchable. Whoever drafted him outside the top-10 should be sending thank-you cards.
Most skilled big in basketball. The elbow passes, the footwork, the soft touch. Sabonis is a hall-of-fame Kroger’s bag on offense by comparison. I said what I said.
Fastest pace in the league, elite half-court execution, a point guard who genuinely doesn’t turn the ball over in the clutch. The Bucks and Sixers should be nervous. Indiana is the real matchup problem in the East.
27 a night, 6 assists, top-5 clutch scoring, runs an offense the KAT experiment hasn’t dented. Stop calling him a top-20 guy. That was last season’s consensus and it has aged.
Yes, yes, the peaks are fun. So are dreams. Draft him in round 6, not round 2, and your team will thank you in April.
Three episodes locked and loaded. First one drops when Sixth Man decides we’re ready. Spoiler: soon.
Rob introduces the pod, the philosophy, and exactly why your league-mate drafting RJ Barrett in round 5 is a personal attack on his family.
The real names on the block, sourced from Rob’s group-chat intel and three different league-managers who owe him favors. No fluff, no “I heard on Twitter.”
A love letter to the zig when everyone zags. Featuring a 40-minute rant about how the average manager is too scared to actually commit to a build.
Grew up on a half-court in the backyard, worked a jumper into something that teammates still call a problem. Self-described Jewish sniper. LeBron loyalist. Luka apologist before it was fashionable. Rob learned the game chasing the Chosen One through four cities and a couple of rings — and polished it against anyone who’d play him.
Thirteen years running the same fantasy league. Three chips. A freshman-year draft he still brings up at Thanksgiving. The spreadsheets started in pencil. They are now a problem for his girlfriend’s storage plan.
If Rob’s not courtside with a notebook, he’s in the gym. Last Tuesday: pickup at the Heat arena. Ask him about the fadeaway he hit over a guy twice his size — actually, don’t. He will tell you anyway.
“Nothing is given. Everything is earned.” That’s the lens. I just happen to be pointing it at fantasy hoops.
— Rob, quoting the King, to his league GroupMe, at least monthly
Influences: LeBron · Steve Nash · Austin Reaves · Luka Dončić. Tendencies: data-first, stat-line obsessive, will redraft your team in his head during a podcast.
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